Springsteen, Truth, WTF?

On the Eccentricity of Bruce Springsteen: Case Studies & Analysis

An Artist’s perception of his work can resemble Bizarro World. Consider The Boss. Some of his “greatest hits” were never released. Submitted for your consideration: a perfectionist is his own worst critic, sometimes misconceiving the quality of his finest work.

As will be demonstrated, this picture is no “stranger” than whatever mad criteria rejected the selections discussed below. Proceed with caution. This could divide your mind, generating dual personae: one, your conception of Springsteen prior to seeing the kitten and manatee (BKM or Before Kitten & Manatee); two, whatever remains (AKM), anything that endures. Perhaps this initial demarcation will lead to others and ultimately a crowded house. There doesn’t have to be an AKM.

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This catchy gem had Top 40 potential in the way Pearl Jam’s biggest hit was Last Kiss. They share a vibe, yet it missed the final cut. This is why some of us endured Indiana Jones-like odysseys to acquire Springsteen bootlegs back in ye Olden Tymes, before everything was released in box-sets of outtakes.

Rendezvous, never included on a studio album. Badlands-tier.

Thundercrack, primal, wacky, MIA.

Once you process that Santa Ana was a mere demo you’ll be ready to entertain conspiracy theories or Freudian hooey as explanations. Wait. You’re still at base camp. The next two songs can change your life. Few have heard them.

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This outtake of Stolen Car is perhaps Springteen’s greatest moment in the studio. (AKA Son You May Kiss the Bride.) Art. “No matter what I do or where I drive nobody ever sees me when I ride by” captures a chilling sense of life’s transitory, ghostly quality like James Dean stopping at A Clean, Well Lighted Place. Yet the version that landed on The River could most charitably be described as filler. What. Was. He. Thinking.

In what fallen, twisted world is Stray Bullet an “outtake”?! This is Stolen Car-tier. This is one of his best songs.  By the second verse you’re in Cormac McCarthy territory. (How’s that for synesthesia.) Allegedly it sounded too much like Point Blank. To the contrary, Point Blank is reminiscent of Stray Bullet.

Unsatisfied Heart, rough as rough drafts come. Haunting story: “Once I had a home here. My salvation was at hand. I lived in a house of gold, on a far hillside. I had two beautiful children, and a kind and loving wife … One day a man came to town, with nothing and nowhere to go. He came to me and he mentioned something I’d done a long time ago.” Achingly beautiful chorus. What could this have become? Why would you abandon this?

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The “official version” of Racing in the Street isn’t even a shadow of this … masterpiece. (Clearly some of the lyrics hadn’t jelled.) There’s an urgency, a fury, a desperation, a magnificence never surpassed by anything on Darkness on the Edge of Town.

The River should have been a triple album. Restless Nights is a surfin’ safari. Depriving the faithful of Loose Ends was theft. Grab a towel. Clarence’s solo will melt your face.

Johnny Bye Bye, b-side with a stone-cold groove few tunes attain. 112 seconds of Satori.

The studio version of Incident on 57th Street contained, only in embryonic form, The Beast it became live.

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Jablonski met Springsteen after a solo acoustic show. He paid a few weeks’ wages for a seat in the orchestra pit. Paul Molitor, in the front row behind him, was teased for having a crappy seat. Jablonski told Bruce, “You know how you just made a concept album based on The Grapes of Wrath? Consider a reggae album inspired by Duck Soup.” Bruce laughed. He’s always laughing.

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  The plot thickens. What became of these:

Janey

Frankie

Because the Night

The Promise

Back In Your Arms

Did Springsteen consider turkeys like Hungry Heart & Born in the USA better than the ones cited in this post? That’s like Shakespeare preferring Titus Andronicus to the rest of his plays.

In candor, what would possibly constitute an “explanation” of the Eccentric Genius Archetype, a pattern documented before Hippocrates. Recognizing the vast divide between mere descriptions and true explanations, marveling at the sui generis nature of our subject, the only conclusion is to redouble our gratitude to all those who made the ultimate sacrifice to circulate Springsteen bootlegs back in ye Olden Tymes.

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